I knew a crazy cat lady before Tumblr took the term and made it what it is today. I cannot recall the number of cats, but we’ll go with 5. That feels right. Not a crazy number but not a small number either.
One fall day, she was talking with my friend Katie and myself. She told us that since it had gotten cold in the past few days, she had unrolled the comforter that had sat at the end of her bed all summer, only to find that her cats had been using the comforter as a litter box for what appeared to be months.
Somehow she had managed to not notice for months that her bed was a litter box. During the hot summer.
Update: Curtandcurly just pointed out that clearly she hadn’t washed her sheets all summer either. Which didn’t occur to me until just now and adds a whole new layer to this gross.