Hypocrisy at it’s finest

I am terrible at fixing autocorrect mistakes and typos prior to sending/posting. When I see someone else do it, I roll my eyes and think “ugh did you look at that before you sent it?”

Recently my Uncle was complaining that he couldn’t find a wallet he likes and showed Sis-in-law, Esq. and I what he likes about his current, dying wallet. I found one I think will fit the bill (PUN!) on amazon and purchased it.

I had a good laugh about the fact that’s it called a “Hipster Wallet” and now I’m laughing because it shipped out of Compton, CA.

deerodear:

Live fast. Die young. Bad girls do it well.

deerodear:

Live fast. Die young. Bad girls do it well.

Reblogged from Glass o' Whine
I downloaded timehop last night because I was bored on my commute after finishing one book and not having my next one with me. 

I had a feeling that timehop wouldn’t have much for me as I rarely post on Facebook. But this. This is just cruel and the worlds most adorable backpack wearing dragon/Dino does not make it sting less, timehop. Thanks for nothing.

I downloaded timehop last night because I was bored on my commute after finishing one book and not having my next one with me.

I had a feeling that timehop wouldn’t have much for me as I rarely post on Facebook. But this. This is just cruel and the worlds most adorable backpack wearing dragon/Dino does not make it sting less, timehop. Thanks for nothing.

Things I repeatedly say in my head

  1. What are you doing?! no seriously, what are you doing, where are you going, why do you think you can just do that?
  2. Pay attention to where you’re walking.
  3. No, no. Don’t stop there. You’re in the middle of the walkway. Do NOT. Ugh asshole.
  4. Get out of my way.
  5. Stand to the RIGHT.
  6. Where have you been? that happened last year.
  7. What is wrong with you? Oh god I hope there isn’t actually something wrong with that person because that would mean I’m a total jerk. Okay start being nicer to people in your head, Kristin.
Tags: and repeat
thepreppyhippielife:

Favorite ladies, together.

Such a great weekend. This little lady is so amazing. Such a smart, strong, independent child. I half expected her to start speaking spanish when she swore that she could understand a spanish book when read to her. Poor thing just wanted the large pink princess book. 
She about broke my heart when she started pouting as I was saying good-bye and thanking her for playing with me. This precious child certainly has a large chunk of my heart.

thepreppyhippielife:

Favorite ladies, together.

Such a great weekend. This little lady is so amazing. Such a smart, strong, independent child. I half expected her to start speaking spanish when she swore that she could understand a spanish book when read to her. Poor thing just wanted the large pink princess book. 

She about broke my heart when she started pouting as I was saying good-bye and thanking her for playing with me. This precious child certainly has a large chunk of my heart.

My Mother is watching The View

They are explaining fist bumps. What year is this?

imnotthatkindofgirl:

A little Mexico Collage. Perhaps if you’re good, you’ll get some full sized. Ya know so you can be jealous!

Throwback to Mexico 2009. This week of July every year reminds of me of that time we took the bar exam and then went on an awesome vacation. Lately I’ve been nostalgic for the good ole days. Mostly I just miss the ability to do things like this and hanging out with Chris.

imnotthatkindofgirl:

A little Mexico Collage. Perhaps if you’re good, you’ll get some full sized. Ya know so you can be jealous!

Throwback to Mexico 2009. This week of July every year reminds of me of that time we took the bar exam and then went on an awesome vacation. Lately I’ve been nostalgic for the good ole days. Mostly I just miss the ability to do things like this and hanging out with Chris.

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The trick to providing clear and accurate information or telling a story is laying a foundation.

Why is this so hard?

The best part of early morning is the quiet.

You know a great thing to do when it’s quiet?

Sleep.

Where law ends, tyranny begins

William Pitt

First time I’ve been in a court room that doesn’t have In God We Trust on the wall above the bench.

I finished this today, critics muuuurdered this show saying it was horribly misogynistic and problematic. I disagree, I thought it was fun and had some great jokes
Some jokes don’t land, but others are incredible and perfect. I don’t think its misogynistic at all. All of the women, save one, are completely awesome independent ball-busting types, and yet varied amongst themselves. HEY LOOK women are real people. Yeah the guys are there to get laid, but so are the ladies. Did the critics even actually watch it?
The entire plot line is pretty ridiculous because there aren’t actually enough hours in a night for all of that to happen but it’s entertaining nonetheless. It’s also an interesting look at relationships about how people are drawn to other people.
All in all, two very enthusiastic thumbs up.
Mixology
I started watching this on Netflix today and while it’s terrible, it occasionally surprises me with an incredible one-liner.
Also Andrew Santino reminds me of Ryan Renolds. Not in looks but in mannerism and actually vocally at times.

Mixology

I started watching this on Netflix today and while it’s terrible, it occasionally surprises me with an incredible one-liner.

Also Andrew Santino reminds me of Ryan Renolds. Not in looks but in mannerism and actually vocally at times.

Pool day